Witchy Witch

ATTN: THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT GOES OUT TO CERTAIN STAFF MEMBERS OF WISERLY HALL. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ENGAGING IN PDA; YOU HAVE A SACRED RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT YOUNG MINDS. THANK YOU.

Tsk Tsk Tsk

Oh AW, AW, are you sure you and BW are only doing a little catching up? It sure seems like a whole lot more to me… I wonder if your dedicated boy MV knows about this little rendezvous.

And just what are you doing sneaking into the guest suites in the middle of the night, AR? Only minutes after MW went into the very same room, and dressed in that nightgown? (Though honestly, my mum has something that looks quite like it, are you sure that’s your idea of seductive?)

But really now MW, should you be going around flirting with Blueblossom’s own AR too? She’s almost a married woman! I smell a little desperation here… And as for you, GF, try to remember these little words of advice: you may be French and you may be gorgeous, but jealousy doesn’t become anyone. Especially not when it’s over the sappiest and least exciting couple in Wiserly history.

You know you lovehex me!

xoxo,
WitchyWitch

WEDDING BELLS A-RINGIN’

AR’s managed to set herself on a one way trip down the wedding aisle, after LP popped the big question in the woods. How rurally romantic. I’m a city girl myself, but it still brings a tear or two to my eye. I can’t believe I missed out on my chance to discuss the skinny dipping first.

It’s not quite the express lane yet; graduation’s a long, long way off. Keep those feet nice and warm now — but not with matching socks, please. Remember: engaged doesn’t equal tacky.

I must say though, loving the ring. Diamonds are a witch’s best friend after all.

So congratulations, AR+LP!

And good luck. You’ll need it.

You know you lovehex me!

xoxo,
WitchyWitch

Oh, Spring Fever…

Spring has sprung in Wiserly Hollows, and this year’s bout of spring fever has far from disappointed me.

First up is CO. While things are cooling off between he and AM, they’re certainly heating up for AS. Barely a semester here and already she’s been spotted multiple times canoodling with some of Wiserly’s most elligible (and ineligible) men. Better watch your back, AS; nobody likes a homewrecker.

Next is yet another fabulous party thrown by shin dig team CO and JP; not. Sorry boys, but your St. Patty’s Day soiree just wasn’t up to par with that spectacular get-together at Christmas. A whole evening of booze and nothing even gossip worthy. I’m so disappointed. Better luck next time…

Speaking of JP, we’ve got some sightings worth mentioning. First is a date with Wiserly’s sweethearts, JP and SAS spending some quality time in the St. Mungo’s children’s ward. Come on now, JP; any more perfect and I might puke. A little more noteworthy is the spotting of one SP, and MS, over Spring Break. As my sources inform me, the steamy kiss they shared in Santorini was definitely not something big bro would approve of. Looks like little SP isn’t the angel she’s made herself out to be. But the really note-worthy bit of JP gossip is this: one credible source informs me that JP was seen taking repeated trips to the post office and getting cozy with the owl of “Wand”ers AP and RE. Could even more fangirls be in JP’s future? Only time will tell…

Last but certainly not least, spotted: at the quidditch pitch. CB and post-CO AM. Has CB finally come out victorious? From the looks of his empassioned confession,  CB may be in the winner’s circle soon. Good luck there, CB.

You know you lovehex me!

xoxo,

WitchyWitch

Ohh Baby

And the mystery man is revealed at last! Prepare to be stunned and amazed, the most unlikely of them all just won the not-so-grand prize of becoming TW’s new man. Again.

Commiserations Congratulations to AR!

A source tells me a visit to St Mungo’s is in order. What’s planned for baby Asher Sue/ Tegan Lee? With parents like these, it’s bound to be eventful.

Also, it sounds like PW4 hasn’t been handling things too well either. Ouch. Wonder which was worse- losing out to AP (well duh, like he ever stood a chance against the Push) or losing out to AR?

I guess sometimes even being a Wiserly still isn’t good enough. Maybe another visit to the tattoo parlour will help. Everyone loves a badass.

You know you lovehex me!

xoxo,
WitchyWitch

V-day Giveaway

Yes, that’s right. All in the name of luurve and Cupid, the WitchyWitch is offering several goodies up for grabs. Five, to be exact. And all very, very delicious, even if I do say so myself.

What are they? You’ll have to win to find out. But trust me, you’ll want them more than you want to personally come between ADEVA.

So send send send in your names and hope you get lucky! Better hurry, your chance might be gone before you can say:

You know you lovehex me!

xoxo,
WitchyWitch

[[just send the names in to the witchywitch email, please (:]]

True Story

It’s old news by now that KA has been suspended for a week- and if it isn’t, geez, visit the bathrooms more often. But here comes the big question: just what did he do?

A source of mine managed to dig up the dirty details. Here’s the note I received, word for word:

“The february full moon has brought a familiar change to Wiserly. Most of the resident werewolves acted like good girls and boys and took their potions. KA, resident rebel, however forgot to take his. Shortly after midnight, KA ran into another student, KT, who just happens to be a Vampire. After a bit of a tussle, voila, the Vampire-Werewolf is born.”

What a shocker. Like we haven’t enough Wiserlings out for blood? Oh well, enjoy your vacation in Ireland, KA. Things will be very, very different when you return.

You know you lovehex me!

xoxo,
WitchyWitch

[[OOC cred: Kay]]